i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
i hate small talk.
tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.
me: yeah, well at least i don’t have a
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals