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waffles-calzones:

"She is the queen goddess of the universe. She has mystical powers, sexual powers, and she’s always the funniest person in the room. Sometimes I feel like her mother and sometimes I feel like I birthed her and sometimes I feel like she birthed me. And sometimes I want to make out with her." Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler

waffles-calzones:

"She is the queen goddess of the universe. She has mystical powers, sexual powers, and she’s always the funniest person in the room. Sometimes I feel like her mother and sometimes I feel like I birthed her and sometimes I feel like she birthed me. And sometimes I want to make out with her." Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler

relahvant:

this post gives me life

relahvant:

this post gives me life

301,599 notes from riningear - (reblog) 2 days ago

You are not obligated

collegeapp-chick:

To tell others where you’re applying.

To tell anyone your SAT score.

To explain your acceptance if others think it’s a “Fluke.”

To show your friends your essays.

To rationalize your rejections.

To have a “first choice”

To like the “best” school over the right school.

To apply to a reach school.

To fill out all 10 activities on the Commonapp.

To finish your applications by August 30th*

To apply to your “legacy” school if you have strong opposition.

To write about anything you don’t want to write about.

You are obligated to make the right choices for you.

teapayne:

you never know!

75,910 notes from syn-vi-l - (reblog) 2 days ago

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

153,547 notes from anal-senpai - (reblog) 5 days ago

When The Media Treats White Suspects And Killers Better Than Black Victicms.

curvesincolor:

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via The Huffington Post.

(Source: lowclasshifi)

35,496 notes from ejacutastic - (reblog) 6 days ago

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

95,431 notes from 1nd2rd3st - (reblog) 1 week ago
Tagged with #scotty don't look

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

Tagged with #dogs #animals

memevaluetheorem:

"Wanna go drink extra large low-fat iced coffees and talk shit about people?" #gbf

memevaluetheorem:

"Wanna go drink extra large low-fat iced coffees and talk shit about people?" #gbf

11 notes from a-loose-nun - (reblog) 2 weeks ago

(Source: barelyjeffy)

60,637 notes from 1nd2rd3st - (reblog) 2 weeks ago

77,566 notes from anal-senpai - (reblog) 2 weeks ago

so sick of seeing bad grammar on this website

shadyfriend:

who
*whom

you
*youm

me
*meme

(Source: whiskeyboat)

106,461 notes from nosdrinker - (reblog) 2 weeks ago